How to MLM:
- Agree to everything
- Sound super excited
- Get free food
- When signups start, say you need to get the money togeather and invite someone
- Invite a friend
- Both be super excited
- Say you want them to take your friend to dinner too to convince him
- Get another free dinner
- Convince your friend to invite another friend
- Final free dinner before getting the hell out
- You pyramid schemed the pyramid scheme