I gotta adhere to the rules of getting kids to listen, which are:
- Be consistent.
- Let your kid mess up if they’re hellbent on messing up.
- Remember that, 90 percent of the time, the best parenting is no parenting at all
- Never ask a kid to do anything because they’ll say no; just tell them what you want.
- Keep the words to a minimum because they stop listening after seven seconds.
- When all else fails, BRIBE THE FUCKERS.